It wouldn’t be another maternity blog if I didn’t update you in embarrassing detail about my bodily functions, secretions, mucous, and leaks. What’s that, gentle reader? You don’t WANT to read about my liquids? Awesome. You can skip this.
Because all I gotta say about this pink stuff in my panties is that either:
a) My period has begun a week early
b) I ate so much Red Velvet that it’s dyed everything pink, or
c) We have implantation bleeding.
At this point I’m not ruling out anything. It’s possible..okay, LIKELY, that all my other “symptoms” were psychosomatic. But this…
It could be a fluke. I’m not getting my hopes up.*
*…yes I am…