The Silver Lining

I can go on rollercoasters with impunity.

I can take drugs for my generalized theme park discomforts.

I can eat things spiked with coffee and rum free from worry or guilt.

I don’t have to wait in line to pee in public restrooms more than a couple times a day.

 

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